Mama talks Star Wars

The other day Mama was telling us about when she was washing dishes that morning (she does this for therepy I'm convinced. Same with towel folding). Anyway, she casually mentions that she was washing this sculpted Darth Vader cup I have, and then drops this on us un-expectedly

"I was washing him and it looked like the water on his mask formed tears. I was thinking that he was crying because he abandonned his family and turned to the dark side...
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...What?"

...as Seth and I sat there, mouthes agape.

That's probably the saddest thing I've ever heard in connection to Star Wars.

Dude.