Disciple of...whom?

I am not a disciple of Paul.
I am not a disciple of Peter.
I am not a disciple of my mom.
I am not a disciple of my father.
I am not a disciple of Martin Luther.
I am not a disciple of Donald Miller.
I am not a disciple of Pat Robertson.
I am not a disciple of Adam Humburg.
I am not a disciple of C.S. Lewis.
I am not a disciple of Shane Claiborne.
I am not a disciple of Sonny Sandoval.
I am not a disciple of the Pope.
I am not a disciple of Modonna.
I am not a disciple of Rob Bell.
I am not a disciple of Jason Hawkins.
I am not a disciple of James Dobson
I am not a disciple of Ned Flanders.
I am not a disciple of John Davis.
I am not a disciple of Curt Iverson.
I am not a disciple of John Lennon.
I am not a disciple of Annie Lamott.
I am not a disciple of Tony Evans.
I am not a disciple of Starbucks.
I am not a disciple of J.R.R. Tolkien.
I am not a disciple of David Crowder.
I am not a disciple of Barak Obama
I am not a disciple of Grand Theft Auto
I am not a disciple of Joel Osteen.
I am not a disciple of Cameron Strang.
I am not a disciple of Fanny Crosby.
I am not a disciple of Chris Martin
I am not a disciple of Lee Strobel.
I am not a disciple of George W. Bush.
I am not a disciple of Billy Graham.
I am not a disciple of Joshua Harris.
I am not a disciple of Aslan.
I am not a disciple of Ron Luce.
I am not a disciple of Ned Kelly.
I am not a disciple of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
I am not a disciple of Osama Bin Ladin
I am not a disciple of Bob Dylan.
I am not a disciple of Hollister.
I am not a disciple of Quintin Terrentino.
I am not a disciple of Miley Cyrus.
I am not a disciple of Ben Stein.
I am not a disciple of Steve Coubert.
I am not a disciple of Rev. Jesse Jackson.
I am not a disciple of Tyler Durden
I am not a disciple of John Wesley.
I am not a disciple of Rebecca St. James.
I am not a disciple of Brother Yun.
I am not a disciple of Chairman Mao.
I am not a disciple of Constantinne.
I am not a disciple of Superman.
I am not a disciple of Matt Redman.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I am a disciple of Jesus Christ. He said: "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me" John 14:6


This isn't to say that none of the above cultural leaders are worth studying (though some of the really aren't). It's just a thing I have to remind myself of occasionally.